Thursday, August 26, 2010
“I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.”
I saw Time Vine at the Sherman Theatre in Cardiff a couple of years ago, and missed half the jokes because I was still laughing at the last one.
Inspired. And fabulously silly.
The rest of the Top 10:
2. David Gibson (as Ray Green): ''I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.''
3. Emo Philips: ''I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them.''
4. Jack Whitehall: ''I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought' - I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.''
5. Gary Delaney: ''As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.''
6. John Bishop: ''Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.''
7. Bo Burnham: ''What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.''
8. Gary Delaney: ''Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.''
9. Robert White: ''For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates - empty.''
10. Gareth Richards: ''Wooden spoons are great. You can either use them to prepare food, or if you can't be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub.''
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
A big story this past few days is that of Rhondda Cynon Taff Council (and/or the Assembly) spending £190,000 to construct a dormouse bridge over the new bypass being built between Church Village and Llantrisant, just down the road from me.
Whilst most of the debate is about whether this is a waste (Daily Mail style) or a good thing (Wildlife News), the big issue from my point of view is simply whether a cheaper solution existed. Oh, sad accountant that I am.
A widely quoted, but anonymous (not anonymous) local expressed it well: "They may have good intentions but this bill is unjustifiably large and in these straitened times they should have explored less expensive ways of protecting these creatures."
MP Paul Flynn points out that a similar solution for developments around the Ryder Cup cost £20,000 – ten times less.
Ebbw Vale are in Division 1 East this year, following a dismal second half of last season. It looks as though the team recruited this year could well have kept Ebbw Vale from relegation last season - which shows a rather strange management thought process.
Never mind, as I'll be there supporting my home team club whatever the league or division - after all in my schooldays when I first watched Ebbw it was strictly friendly only and the unofficial Western Mail Merit Table.
First game is 4 September when we (I invest so much emotional capital that I think I'm entitled to say we) host Llanharen. I'll be there.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
The season is almost upon us, and so it’s time for Ava’s Army to take on the might of a collection of complete strangers, all of whom will probably know more about Yahoo! Fantasy Football than me.
Whilst acutely aware that there general rule is that there is nothing more interesting than your own fantasy team and nothing more dull than somebody else’s, for anyone interested the team has been drafted and looks like this:
- QB Philip Rivers (Chargers)
- RB Ray Rice (Ravens)
- RB Ryan Matthews (Chargers)
- WR Larry Fitzgerald (Cardinals)
- WR Terrell Owens (Bengals)
- WR Dez Bryant (Cowboys)
- TE Tony Gonzalez (Falcons)
First setback was to lose Sidney Rice for half the season, so waivers and trades will be looked at to bolster my wide receiver depth.
The season starts Thursday 9 September and coverage is spread across Sky Sports (Sundays) and ESPN (Mondays).
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
"I would like to thank everyone who has completed the online training. We had a fantastic uptake with 91% of you successfully passing the course. However, that still means that 1 in 9 of us haven’t completed the training."
As most schoolkids know, 1 in 9 is around 11%, not 9%. Arghhhhhh!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
As a bit of a traditionalist (read old f**t) I was in principle against the system as it challenges the authority of the umpire. But having seen it in action it really adds another dimension to the game – the issue of whether to seek a referral is an important one for fielding captain and batsmen. The good thing is that the decision on whether to review needs to be made on the field, and without any signal from the balcony based on TV replays.
Both sides get two referrals opportunities per innings, but lose one of them if they incorrectly challenge an umpiring decision. It very much matches the challenge system in place in the NFL.
Currently the technology available to the third umpire is instant replay, Hawk-Eye and Hot Spot, but ‘snicko’ isn’t used because, strangely, it isn’t deemed to be instant.
But so far so good. A few incorrect decisions have gone unchallenged, and a few obviously correct ones have been challenged. But as time goes on the teams will get more skilled in knowing when to seek a referral. But for it to become accepted it needs to in place for all international matches – firstly test matches but rolling out to one-day games too.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Saturday, August 07, 2010
Nice to see that some other motoring ‘crimes’ are being pursued as well as the easy-money speed (sorry, safety) cameras.
The weather played ball, a nice picnic was had, and Ava had a nice evening too with babysitter Charlene.
Monday, August 02, 2010
But in the hands of the guys who oversee Dr Who, its 90 minutes of quality TV. Oh, and many of the scenes are filmed in and around Cardiff (incluidng at least one scene in the WAG building in Cathays Park and several at the Temple of Peace).