1. The garage is all yours.
2. Chocolate is just another snack.
3. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
4. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
5. Wrinkles add character.
6. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
7. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
8. One mood all the time.
9. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
10. You know stuff about tanks and engines.
11. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
12. You can open all your own jars.
13. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
14. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
15. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
16. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
17. You only have to shave your face and neck.
18. You can play with toys all your life.
19. One wallet and one pair of shoes – one colour for all seasons.
20. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
21. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
22. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
23. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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