Here are some quotes from the people who put the ‘duh’ in ‘Induhvidual’, culled from the Dilbert newsletter:"There's more than one way to peel a cat."
"That woman uses olive oil like it grows on trees."
"He'd give you the arm off his back."
"You play ball with me and I'll scratch yours."
"We do not have a smoking cow at this point."
"It's our golden goose. We better figure out how to make her purr."
"You are in the top one hundred percent."
"She has four kids, and she's pregnant with her third."
"He'd still be alive today if he hadn't died.”
"How many quarters can you cut an apple into?"
"Why don't they just put the water back in the lake when it's been through the generator?"
"Is your nephew a boy or a girl?"
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