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Its Edinburgh Festival season, and the best (and worst) comedian's are trying out their new material. Here's a selection:

Have you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He choked on his own Vimto.

I’ve just been attacked by an agoraphobic skinhead. He said: "Oi you! Inside."

How do you kill an entire circus? Go for the juggler.

I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He was well annoyed.

What do Mexicans put under their carpet? Underlay, underlay.

What do you call a cat who eats a duck? A duck-filled-fatty-puss.