Its Edinburgh Festival season, and the best (and worst) comedian's are trying out their new material. Here's a selection:
Have you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He choked on his own Vimto.
I’ve just been attacked by an agoraphobic skinhead. He said: "Oi you! Inside."
How do you kill an entire circus? Go for the juggler.
I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He was well annoyed.
What do Mexicans put under their carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a cat who eats a duck? A duck-filled-fatty-puss.